Here's a brand new goose joke:
Why did the goose go to the beauty parlor?
Because it was having a hissy fit over its feathers!
Explanation: This joke sets up the expectation that the goose is going to have a typical reason for going to the beauty parlor, such as wanting a haircut or a new style. But the punchline subverts that expectation by using the phrase "hissy fit" which has a double meaning - geese are known for hissing when they're upset or threatened, but it also references the fact that the goose is having a fit of anger or frustration over its feathers. The humor comes from the unexpected twist on the phrase and the absurdity of a goose, an animal not typically associated with beauty or fashion, being described as having a strong reaction to its appearance. The joke relies on the listener's familiarity with the concept of a "hissy fit" as a phrase meaning a loud, angry outburst, and adding to the humor by applying it to a goose's reaction to its feathers.