Here's a brand new goose joke:
Why did the goose get kicked out of the movie theater?
Because it was making too many hissy fits!
Explanation: This joke sets up the expectation that the goose is going to be interested in a human-like activity, but the punchline subverts this expectation by using the phrase "hissy fits" (meaning a tantrum or outburst) and referencing the sound a goose is known for making (a hiss or a hiss-like sound). The humor comes from the unexpected twist on the phrase and the absurdity of a goose, an animal not typically associated with tantrums or movie-going, being described as making hissy fits in a place where people typically go to relax and enjoy a movie.
This joke is funny because it uses wordplay to create a humorous connection between the goose's species and the idea of making a tantrum, which is a human-like concept. The use of wordplay creates an unexpected twist on the phrase, making it amusing and silly. The joke also relies on the listener's familiarity with movie theaters and the unexpected connection between the goose's species and this concept, and the use of a clever play on words (hissy fits vs. hissing sounds) adds to the humor.